Religious Nut Jobs: Fail At Blogging

The Westboro Baptist Church (or WBC) is an Independent Baptist “church” known for its extreme stance against homosexuality, other religions, and anything else that tickles their fancy. They are also known for their greatly offensive protest activities against fallen service men/woman and high profile aka popular people. In this special section, we will explore their hateful and distorted “divine” teachings and expose them for what they truly are, a hate group who uses religion for personal power. 

So I’m in a bit of an odd mood at the moment.  I’m excited for the up coming commercial Christmas, but no so much for the “five months of bills” part. Honestly, why does everything need to cost so bloody much these days?! I am super excited about the amazing Yule celebrations this year, but will probably one again find myself solo in such celebrations.  It would seem not many pagans are to be found in a mostly Catholic area. But then again, I do have a rather impressive collection of Doctor Who on my hard drive now, so all can’t be that bad eh? After all who doesn’t think Doctor Who is amazingly awesome?

But hold up there, there is more to this opener than just that. I recently found myself in a bit of a mix concerning this series for my blog. After the very long but rewarding experience of discrediting and disproving their ridiculous rubbish called “God H8’s” videos, I figured I would take some time and have a go at them on twitter. Maybe something shorted for people to read would be a nice bit of change, because as my one friend and fellow manger likes to say “you write freaking books”. So yea, the WBC do ever so love the attention, and many of their twitter posts are just gems for proving the deep seated insanity they have.  My personal favorite to debate with is the Godhatesu fellow, how he retreats to “obey or perish” when called out on a lie or bible inconsistency is something precious to my heart.

But then they blocked me.

i needz moar cat pics...

Well dear me, that certainly put a damper on that idea didn’t it? You certainly can’t debate or have a go with people that refuse to listen (not that they listened much to begin with). It’s funny you know, I can almost hear Shirley now professing her twisted logic on the subject. By blocking the rebel heathen masses on twitter, God has also silence them in life, for none can ever stand against the word of the almighty! Because of this, there is simply nothing I or anyone can do now, for our words will no longer be heard and we where depowered by the god of the WBC-

… oh wait.

By the god’s the silly gits are off their rockers! When will this faithless band of nutters learn that blocking does nothing good for their cause, but only hurts it! Blocking people from twitter does nothing to silence us, and only serves to question. Why would a bunch of “elect people of God” feel the need to block out the words of others? Wouldn’t their strong and unshakable faith in the “true” words be unaffected by such things? So yes, my little opener for this blog is a thank you to the WBC, for now I join a long list of people would have been blocked by the cult for doing what they wanted… telling them the stinking truth.  

So while twitter is no longer a active option (aside with helping out with the fine people over at @Westborocult) to get the word on such a despicable cult of lies, this leaves me a bit more time to work on my blog… and that’s where the idea of today’s posting came from. While I work on my blog, why don’t I work on theirs as well? So with as much times as I can afford these next couple of days, let’s have a look at their “perfect” blog…

Edit: I was going to continue on with this for a few weeks, but I decided last night to split it into parts. Mostly because someone on twitter gave me a smashing idea and I want to do that :)

What they say is in red, just in case you couldn’t tell. 

Post: Gay Rights=Death!

Date: December 7, 2011

THANK GOD FOR PLACING WBC IN DOOMED AMERICA TO PREACH TO FAG-ENABLING BEAST OBAMA!

In Geneva yesterday the Obama administration, through fag-loving, baby-killing witch Hillary Clinton, warned the world against gay and lesbian discrimination, declaring to use foreign assistance to back up their threats. “Gay rights are human rights, and human rights are gay rights.  It should never be a crime to be gay.”

GodSmack!

God said it was a crime worthy of death!

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.  (Lev.

20:13.)

Christ is soon returning!

[T]he same day that Lot went out of Sodom it rained fire and brimstone from heaven, and destroyed them all.  Even thus shallit be in the day when the Son of man is revealed.  (Lk.

17:29-30.)

Link to what they are talking about.

So who writes this rubbish? You would think with a family as large as theirs, one or two of them would be capable of producing something resembling a proper posting from a adult. But no, we get something produced for grade K. Honestly now, I want the name of the WBC member so I can godsmack them upside their head for doing such bloody poor work. Given a macpro (without spell check) and twenty minutes time, my nephew could come up with better. What is this, Fox news now?  Bloody hell! So let's address this blog then and get this stupidity over with.

Generally after a month or so navigating the internet, one learns that typing in ALL CAPS makes anyone neither cool nor leads credit to a message. My dear mother, who still can't get any appliance to stop flashing 12:00, even knows this. That is saying a lot too. Moving on we quickly learn why there is a reason the old oracles of both the Polytheistic and Monolithic faiths where vague. When writing gibberish like this, you should never list anything specific when dealing with the end times, for it will be used against you when it doesn't come to pass. A perfect example of this is naming Obama as the beast and stating (by video) that he will be the last President of Doomed America is one such example. Doing such things will only place you in the same fail boot as the crazy preacher guy who got us "Rapture day 2011".  They are however right on one part, had they not been placed in America, their hate filled rambles would not be tolerated and they would either be in jail or shot. Gee wiz all that for one all caps sentence >_>

Onto the rest of this rubbish, we see that the WBC are having a go with Hillary Clinton for actually giving a damn about human rights. How horrid of her right? Her statements “Gay rights are human rights, and human rights are gay rights.  It should never be a crime to be gay.” may sound a bit off at first, but it actually makes perfect sense when you thing about it. Despite what many of small narrow minds and big mouths would want to force you to believe, homosexuals are people too. The second anyone dehumanize a group they make the next step become easier and easier. If you deny the basic human rights to gays simple because they like the same sex, you are only setting yourself up to fall in right with them. You believe in God? You no longer have rights! You have white or black skin, kiss your basic human rights good bye.  So not only are they destroying rights for all, they are calling Ms Clition a witch (which she is not) and a child killer (we call that slander). Honestly, when I point out a fault with the WBC, I take the time to link the proof of said event. So why can't the WBC take the time to prove their "facts".  Oh wait they can't.  

As for the rubbish about Lev. 20:13, I'll point you towards one of my How WBC fails at videos for that, because honestly I already sick of the WBC hate for the day. Oh and a bit of a warning if you clink the link above, its a bit of a read. 

I would like to end this quickly with a a bible verse, because if Jesus is really coming how will he judge the WBC? Will he look favorably on their hate and disgust, or will he refer to Philippians 2:3-8?

 
Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit, but in humility consider others better than yourselves. Each of you should look not only to your own interests, but also to the interests of others. Your attitude should be the same as that of Christ Jesus:  Who, being in very nature God, did not consider equality with God something to be grasped, but made himself nothing, taking the very nature of a servant, being made in human likeness. And being found in appearance as a man, he humbled himself and became obedient to death – even death on a cross!

Post: WBC’s Bringing It!

Date: None given

HALLELUJAH!  2011 IS A RECORD YEAR FOR $1 BILLION

DISASTERS!

The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked…verily he is a God that judgeth in the earth.  (Ps. 58:10-11.)

Blizzards, tornadoes, floods, droughts, heatwaves, wildfires, earthquakes, hurricanes.

GodSmacks! WBC’s bringing them!

In my distress I called upon the LORD, and cried unto my God: he heard my voice out of his temple… Then the earth shook and trembled; the foundations also of the hills moved and were shaken, because he was wroth…  Then the channels of waters were seen, and the foundations of the
world were discovered at thy rebuke, O LORD, at the blast of the breath of thy
nostrils.  (Ps. 18:6-15.)

WBC prays for more!

For the eyes of the Lord are over the righteous, and his ears are open unto their prayers.  (1 Pet. 3:12.)

Oh bloody hell,

God does not get angry more like upset at stupid gits. God is saddened by the way his children act and behave, he wishes the best for us and get upset when we do really stupid stuff. You know like a parent would… Every one of us has a choice to make and the responsibility to take because of it. The fact that some are more easily drawn into a life of “sin” is a sure sign that God does not control our lives but rather gives us our own choice. And why would he want to control every second? Sounds terribly boring to me. In any case to say things like “God made you gay because you are gay and you are going to hell for it” is not only silly, but forces all of humanity to worship a evil puppet master called god. After taking all this time actually learning and reading the bible, I see the Christian God not as a puppet master, but a love father. His followers on the other hand need a bit of straighten up. God loves us , mankind, that he gave us the choice to love him or reject him. God let us know what would happen to us due to the choice we made.

To call upon judgment with anyone that doesn’t agree with you, like the WBC claims it can do, it not only silly, but wholly against the words of the bible!

Mt 5:44: But I say to you, love your enemies, bless those who curse you, do good to those who hate you, and pray for those who spitefully use you and persecute you.

John 13:35: By this shall all men know that your are my disciples, if you have love one to another .

1Jo 3:15 Whosoever hateth his brother is a murderer: and ye know that no murderer hath eternal life abiding in him.

If it is unmistakably true the WBC can call down the ‘righteous’ fury of a all powerful god with such events listed above, then why are less and less people dying from such events?  

http://reason.org/news/show/extreme-weather-kills-fewer-people

Post: POWER OF THE DOG

Date: December 5, 2011 

PRAISE GOD!  FAGS WILL NOT REST UNTIL EVERYONE KISSES THEIR BACKSIDES!

Headline:  Michigan Mayor’s Anti-Gay Slur Prompts Protest

Fags are protesting tonight at City Hall because of a comment the newly-elected mayor of Troy,MI, posted on Facebook last June saying, “I think I am going to throw away my I Love New York carrying bag now that queers can get married there”.  Fags claim they are mad because she called them “queers”.

Were they ashamed when they had committed abomination? nay, they were not at all ashamed, neither could they blush; therefore they shall fall…  (Jer. 8:12.)

GodSmack!

They’re really mad because she’s not praising their fag-filth and promoting their agenda to sodomize Doomedamerica– not yet!

But the wicked are like the troubled sea, when it cannot rest, whose waters cast up mire and dirt.  There is no peace, saith my God, to the wicked.  (Isa. 57:20-21.)

The link to the story

 

Before I begin with what is said, I wanted to take a moment and mention something directly to the WBC member in charge of publishing; it's something I have the most terribly awful feeling that I will be mentioning far too often. When referring to any story or headline, LINK THE DAMN ARTICLE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! Honestly! It takes five bloody seconds to clink the rody "add or remove link" button and insert the web address you where just at. Judging from the mostly cut and paste job and spotty language used in this posting, the whole endeavor took you, what two minutes tops? Either do it right, or do nothing at all. Ugh.

Ok now onto this mess then. From the story on ABC news, the first few lines listed here are mostly correct.  Protesters where planning a rally that night outside of the city hall to protest anti-gay remarks made by Mayor Janice Daniels. Daniels, the newly-elected mayor of one of Detroit’s biggest and most cosmopolitan suburbs, is currently under fire for making vulgar remarks about gays on her Facebook page. A Tea Party supporter elected last month, she posted a status report in June saying: “I think I am going to throw away my I Love New York carrying bag now that queers can get married there.”

The post, which has since been deleted, came a day after New York legislators voted to allow gay marriage in their state. The Daniels comments, just made public last week, have since gone viral on the web and caused a firestorm in Michigan.

Returning back to what the WBC posted, we are then presented with Were they ashamed when they had committed abomination? nay, they were not at all ashamed, neither could they blush; therefore they shall fall…  (Jer. 8:12.)

….. Oh Gods above help me, where do even begin?

Pardon me, this might get a little ranty.

With the freedom of speech (which is a human right), groups of people can change the course of history by bringing attention to events. They can stand up to the course and flow of time and demand to be seen and their message heard. For better or worse, such actions must be protected by law, or else socity would stagnate and emotion would be the stuff of legends. By staying within the law and bring a peaceful showing, such people can expose the evils of a shadow group, they can bring to light a wrongful oppression, they can call proper attention to a message of peace and love, they can do so much without the use of verbal or physical violence.  Regrettably they can also be used for the wrong ends too. Peaceful protests by any group of people who truly believe in something should always be allowed.  Hell they should be encouraged too. Correct me if I am wrong, but didn’t this cult fight to the highest court of the land over such an understanding? Freedom of speech is freedom for ALL, not just a group of people who wish attention. Personally I think if you are unable to allow others the right to do the same thing, you should then not have the right yourself.  But that’s just me. What we have here, and what the actual news is saying happened, is a group of people that are sick and tired of supposedly professional elected officials carelessly throwing around slurs likes it’s grade school again was protested. Nothing about forcing a “fag agenda” on anyone, they only ask for the same rights everyone else has. Oh the evils of such a thing /rolls eyes.

And honestly, throwing away a perfectly usable bag because you want a be a jerk ass?

Before parting ways again, because ranting does take up to much of my time, and there are other postings to write about, I would like to advise against linking a passage of the bible that can easily be used against you AND make you look like a ass in the process.  Take Proverbs 26:24-26 for example. It reads He that hateth dissembleth with his lips, and layeth up deceit within him; When he speaketh fair, believe him not: for there are seven abominations (Read Proverbs 6:16-20 too!)  in his heart. Whose hatred is covered by deceit, his wickedness shall be shewed before the whole congregation. Members of the cult are never assumed when called out on their lies, their hate, and the suffering and death they wish upon the world. They just sing their praises to their god ego.

Also wasn't hate likened to murder in the bible? Just something to think about....

Post: Barney Fag’s Legacy 

Date: November 28, 2011

THANK GOD FOR BARNEY FAG!

WashingtonPostAlert:  Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass.) will not seek re-election…

Too late. Barney made you say with one voice: WE WILL NOT OBEY GOD! God hates fags!  Barney worked his mischief; destruction is imminent. GodSmack!

For among my people are found wicked men: they lay wait, as he that setteth snares; they set a trap, they catch men. As a cage is full of birds, so are their houses full of deceit…they overpass the deeds of the wicked: they judge not the cause, the cause of [God's elect remnant]…Shall I not visit for these things? saith the LORD: shall not my soul be avenged on such a nation as this?…[a]horrible thing is committed in the land;…prophets prophesy falsely…priests bear rule by their means…my people love to have it so:…what will ye do in the end thereof? Jeremiah 5 ALL OF IT!

Please dear Lord, destroy them!

What is being done here is a media trick that is also prevalent with Fox ‘news’. While providing as little information as possible, the reporter attempts to lead the audience in a direct they know are not supported by the facts. Take for example Fox’s attack on Present Obama saying he left God out of his thanksgiving address and how a horrid tragedy it was*1. It’s a form of misdirection and manipulation if you will. In this case, the WBC author is attempting to lead us to believe that Rep Barney Frank is not seeking reelection because of some moral or legal outrage. It’s a good ploy, I’ll give them that. With the recent indecent images on twitter and the sexual misconducts of certain republicans, it’s easily made believable.  But all of this begins to fail when you take moment to think about it. The people of the Westboro cult love to talk, the love to point out all the faults of the world and love to point fingers. So isn’t Barney Frank reason for not seeking re-election listed? What is the purpose of rambling on with a silly bible version when you don’t list the reason why! So why horridly evil thing was exposed to force such a withdraw from the man? The answer is a simple nothing. The man is retiring and has nothing to do with god smacking him.  

But what about that bible verse, honestly it has to have some point right? While I could buy a bit about government officials being less than honest folk (har har), the reason they list is far from grace. The WBC claims because Barney Frank was an openly gay government official who, among other things, worked for equal rights, he must then be a horridly evil wicked man who wants to destroy the world.  Of course ample proof of such actions is also provided in the posting as well- wait… oh. But hey while we are at it, I can post bible verses too;

Psalm 11:5: The LORD examines the righteous, but the wicked, those who love violence, he hates with a passion.

Kinda makes requests to "destroy them" seem less godly doesn't it?

*1 For the record, he was neither the first person to do it nor did he actually do it.